PLEASE COME FIND ME
I WISH I HAD ALL THE SMART WORDS
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0fficermako:

love yourself as much as you love your favorite character









towritebeyonceonherarms:

raggedyanne:

towritebeyonceonherarms:

this gal right here straight up let loose in her disney princess undies while sitting next to me at work today. i’m talkin rocky road double fudge all up in cinderella’s business. like way to tell me who is REALLY in charge in the classroom without actually vocalizing that you just put disney out of business and wtf when i was looking for a plastic bag to put her underwear in so i could throw them away without stanking up the trash cans i COULDNT FIND ANY so i ended up putting them inside a rubber glove and tying it closed???????? what kind of preschool doesn’t have plastic bags lying around for poop situations??????? anyway this was taken roughly 5 minutes before all hell broke loose and tbh judging by her face i should have known it was coming.

this by far is the best selfie caption ever the polls are closed go home

thank u for reblogging this and making me relive such a profound moment at my sunday school job really that was a good day i was very proud of everyone involved








today my plan was to get up at 10, finish cleaning my room, go to the bank, and start work, but here i am at 11:35, typing this post on tumblr wearing a towel on my head

























"shrek is obviously a cancer" - brooke, when asked if shrek was an Aries
























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